Average Joe's Adam Gets His Chance

Posted on March 16, 2004

Adam, the guy that Melana Scantlin dumped in favor of Jason Peoples, gets his turn to call the shots in the first of a four part series. With the help of some of the average joes from the first series, a group of women were selected to vie for the attentions of Adam. Ok, I admit, I couldn't stand Adam and thought Melana made the only logical choice by choosing Jason. I thought Adam was obnoxious (remember his "what a great ass comment" during Melana's bout of rock climbing?) Adam was almost as bad as Zach was in discussing Melana's portly "cousin" (really Melana in disguise). He got off easy, in my opinion. His choices for their last night date were equally obnoxious. His gift to her was a bedroom outfit from Victoria's Secret? Can we all say, "Not in this lifetime"?

In any event, Adam has already proven to be just as shallow as some said Melana was. He immediately kicked three of the most unattractive women off the show. What a surprise! This supposedly witty and funny fellow turned into a blithering, gibbering idiot when faced with tall, blond buxom women at the first cocktail party.

The most priceless moment? When the last, most mysterious blond stepped off the bus. She had killer cheekbones, platinum blond hair and...hairy legs. Yes, it was none other than Jason Peoples in drag to "go undercover and find out the intentions of the contestants." Peoples noted in a voiceover that it was the dumbest thing he'd ever done, but he felt bad about the way the first show ended. See, I told you. Jason was the nicer guy, after all. Oh yes. And he never said a bad word about Melana's unfortunate-looking "cousin."