Daniel Craig Already Signed For Bond Sequel

Posted on March 21, 2006

We're starting to have some serious doubts about producer Barbara Broccoli's state of mind these days. Blithely ignoring a potential fan mutiny over the firing of Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, Ms. Broccoli refuses to wait to see what the box office numbers for Casino Royale are: she's already signed Daniel Craig for a sequel.

Producer Barbara Broccoli is so certain his first film as 007, "Casino Royale", will be a hit she has already started working on the sequel. She said: "We are already working on the sequel. We're in the early stages of that. It will be an original story but will continue part of what the story is in Casino Royale".

In a hopefully unrelated story, Daniel Craig has agreed at Ms. Broccoli's request to do the full Monty in the film. Yes, that's right, Craig will be buck naked during his love scenes -- that means full, frontal Bond.

Clearly a pod person has taken over Barbara Broccoli's body and is using it to further some kind of complicated, devious alien plot to destroy the James Bond franchise.