Dumbledore Comes Out in People Magazine

Posted on October 23, 2007

The Photoshop wizards at Best Week Ever have imagined a new People magazine cover story on Dumbledore's outing by J.K. Rowling. Best Week Ever claims that Rowling only outed Dumbledore to get out in front of a People cover story.

Best Week Ever says, "BWE.tv has learned exclusively, through our shadowy network of wizard tabloid operatives, that Rowling made the announcement only to pre-empt the shocking expose in this week's People Magazine based on magical gossipmongering blogger Rita Skeeter's sordid allegations about the wizard's sexuality. Here's an exclusive preview of the magazine.

But will it outsell the Lance Bass cover?

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