New Social Network Promises Only Happy Content

Posted on May 9, 2007

Everything's rosy at this new social network. 901am reports that a new social network called Happy Posts focuses only on the positive. A positive outlook is often needed in a world where the news covers war, famine, global warming, bird flu and other unhappy subjects.

"Every day, we are hit from all sides with negativity," said Mark Hager, founder of Happy Posts. "We wanted to create a place where anyone from any background could tell about the good things that happen to them. We're not concerned about where you're from, what you do or what you believe," Hager said when asked about their target demographics. "We're looking to create a grass-roots movement with the sole purpose of creating the world's largest repository of every day miracles."

It's the social network equivalent of Happy News. It sounds like a major troll magnet but any grumpy Debbie Downer trolls that try to post depressing news from the real world will be easy to spot.

Update: Sadly, the Happy Posts site is no longer available.