Say It Isn't So, Paris!

Posted on September 28, 2004

London's News of the World are reporting the existence of another Paris Hilton sex tape, which is in the possession of the London tabloid. This time, the now-bestselling author of Confessions of an Heiress is shown cavorting in the back seat of a car with ex-beau Nick Carter and (in a different clip) answering the door au naturel -- yet wearing a pore-removal strip on her nose -- to Tommy Hillfiger model Jason Shaw.

In another scene she reportedly puffs on a joint, saying, "Paris Hilton, part two: How to roll a joint!"

Ms. Hilton's spokesman Elliot Mintz told the New York Post that a number of tapes were stolen from the heiress last month, when Hilton's Hollywood Hills home was robbed. He warned that the Hiltons will sue anyone who tries to sell the tape.

All of which begs the question: who in the world prances around her home, wearing only a pore-remover strip? I mean, really, one should at least check for forgotten grooming products before turning on the video camera.