YouTube Subscriptions Can Bring You Power

Posted on August 29, 2006

Pastor Walter Paul wants to be the YouTube evangelist. In his debut video he gives the lowdown on subscriptions. It doesn't really matter whether Walter Paul is a real pastor or not because his video does speak some truth about YouTube subscriptions. Here is a transcript of the Pastor's advice on YouTube subscriptions.

"On YouTube money can buy you nothing but subscriptions can offer you power. That is right. You can come into YouTube and you can have a lot of good things to say but if you don't have a very large subscription base than nobody is going to hear it. So, if you believe in what I'm saying tonight I'm only going to ask you to do one thing. I'm going to ask you to take your finger and push it right over on the button, right there, called subscriptions. And I'm going to ask you to give me a position of power and a position of authority to speak and protect you from the evil wolves that are lurking all around to eat up these hungry little lambs that are just feeding in the grass and wandering off occasionally and falling prey and falling victim."

The pastor believes Paris Hilton, who recently cut a deal with YouTube, is one of these evil wolves. In the video the pastor blasts Paris Hilton for coming in with her "Hollywood friends and her Hollywood money." Pastor Walter Paul also turns on boh3m3 in the video.

The video was posted by Renetto, who has several thousand subscribers to his channel. A Blog Herald post showcases a video that shows YouTubers rioting against commercialization of the website. Paris Hilton was somewhat popular on YouTube before the launch of her channel. A search for Paris Hilton brings up nearly 3,000 results. However, the new channel was the first real move to "buy" subscriptions. Paris already has 3,500 subscribers to her channel which debuted just a couple weeks ago.